GODZILLA, KING OF THE MONSTERS 2019


The new story follows the heroic efforts of the cryptozoological agency Monarch as its members face off against a battery of god sized monsters, including the mighty Godzilla, who collides with Mothra, Rodan, and his ultimate nemesis, the three headed King Ghidorah. When these ancient superspecies, thought to be mere myths, rise again, they all vie for supremacy, leaving humanity's very existence hanging in the balance. A global warming type plague has covered the Earth like a plague of Semitics and only one family ironically stands in the path of evil. Godzilla battles a giant damn butterfly and other weird and large things and this grumpy faced girl, played by Millie Bobby Brown, is strangely connected to all of the hell on Earth. Hollywood social justice warrior messages plague the film as the Nancy Pelosi-type political messages come hard and fast. The special effects are well executed but the plot is so deranged and rationalized that you actually are required to be on heroin to watch this film. Have no expectations about taking this film seriously. Let us repeat: GODZILLA FIGHTS A BUTTERFLY! As a special surprise, we discover that old Godzilla has a whole living room down under the ocean where he hangs out and stares at the rocks. Hollywood politics rage along with your favorite fat lizard!